The good thing about having a boob that doesn’t work is that pumping breast milk (on the rare day that I’m away from my baby for more than 15 minutes) takes only half as long!
Learning to look on the bright side.
There I go again, driving away all those (thousands of) nice people who stopped by my blog yesterday to find out about the Thomas recall. Seriously! Thousands! My blog skyrocketed to the top of the charts — it was briefly number 19 on blogtopsites — number 16 on WordPress’s Growing Blogs list — number 55 of all 1,095,274 WordPress blogs — and, get this, the number 1 link on Google for “Thomas recall.” Reeeeeeeeeeeally. Hope they liked reading about my boob. Breaking boob silence, as it were. The boob barrier. I can’t believe I wrote about all this on my blog, the VERY DAY that the world comes to visit. Tomorrow? Change of topic! Maybe something nice and uncomplicated. Like strawberries.